deep thoughtz 001: tha midnight cowboy feeds his chickens

wassup fellow serfs of the innanet it's el visarino aka the new brandon lee aka elvis anaporn, the man with the masterplan, the man with the forbidden last name; welcome to deep thoughtz double oh one. pour a nice cup o wine, put tha puppies to bed, n come untangle that wack chakhra that be puttin knots in yo brain bout doja cat or some shit. i recommend lunar womb by the obsessed for tonight's episode som real maryland music make me wanna eviserate an imitation crab roll wit a glass of pitch black espresso. 

recently my studies of the eight fold path and achieving elvislightenment brought me upon the doorstep of two possible skilltrees: the promises brought by raw egg protein shakes or the potential cool of having a basic understanding of vietnamese. i shall come back with results from the former option next time on deep thoughtz, but duolingo been occupyin some of the minutes i overcom to complete the day. the idea of actually speaking the language to someone else is pretty far from my imagination cuz that shit is stresful as holy hell but when the worlds underwater it may come in handy. and why not prepare for the waterworld future? it'd b so great, spend all day eating mangoes and spreading class consciousness with the shark homies n shit. id wear fifty year old jorts n get shredded swimmin for underwater trinkets around the world. no more internet bullshit, no more megamalls, no more huddlin into a ball while watchin live videos of kool keith on an xbox one cuz u ate pdq too dam fast again. course it'd be tragic parts too. couldn't really have a dog, not like u do here. havin a dog today is like a ten year investment, shit you'd b lucky if the dog went months before it got stolen by some giant octopus. better to get dogs n shit like that now while u can. go house a few rescue chihuahuas or something. im gonna eat kimchi from a jar and listen to the obsessed now. why not join me for the ocassion? it'll b a great act of human unity through time and space on earth. there'll be many statues to my excellent contributions to society because of ideas like these.