Sawatdee krub, zdrastvuite, and dia dhuit to all you wandering souls who've found your way onto my bloggggggg. I hope you are all finding life well, i most certainly am! After all how could u not find life well when u spend ur nights crushing coronas and slices of lime instead of studying for grad skool exams (Pee-Youuu!). Also it's literally OCTOBER, THE BEST FUCKING MONTH OF THE YEAR. HELLO?!?!?! DO U NOT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS EVENT?! THIS SHIT HAPPENS ONLY LIKE ONCE A YEAR OKAY?!?! U NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND GO FUCKING BALLS OUT THIS MONTH OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS?!?! DON'T THINK I WON'T B THERE WITH U EITHER MATTA FACT I GOT A SPECIAL TREAT JUST FOR THE OCCASSION AND U BETTER APPRECIATE IT CUZ I KNO IT'S THE SAME 5 PEOPLE READIN DIS SHIT SO IF U WAS SIC OF THIS SHIT YOUDA STOPPED READIN BY NOW!
HEYBOBWHATSUPHEYBOBWHATSUP
But b 4 we get into that look at this fuckin duck guys. Amazing creature, absolute beast. A worthy follower of $$CHIANG_MAI_ELVIS$$, many wish they could achieve this level of enlightenment.
me and this quaker played futball after i recorded this, he not bad actually
Back to business at hand, this gonna be a more self-explanatory listen for those who tune in to the Chiang Mai Elvis Pirate Radio Show (Coast 2 Coast!). A ten minute beatdown upon the ears and the soul, and cements the fact that the only punk releases that matter are splits and compilations, I could talk for days about how Spazz brings the thickest bass lines this hemisphere of Earth or how Lack of Interest somehow gives the LEAST fucks of any band I ever heard... But to be frank with you, readers, I find genuine efforts to critique music one of the highest forms of cacitalist mindset (aimin at u, fat-tano u ol bald fuc). Personal anecdotes, musings, and blog comments are the only true forms of music discussion, but don't take my word for it; take the words of the anonymous nobodies of the Internet who decided to leave their thoughts in the YouTube comment section for this album (graciously published by sweetbabyjaysus, why not send a sub their way huh?):
"Lack of interest's drums are one of the best in the poweviolence style" -scrapdealer06
"This ep. Is like a personal handshake from the devil. Doesn't get any better." -Who Are You? Suka!
"Hey Bob, what's up?" -Out Of Orbit
"My first powerviolence 7"" -Dannie Dorko
"Lack Of Interest's half sounds very bored. Makes it slightly funny." -Grindcore Rager 67
"Hey bob whats up" -Luigis Blood
"Thanks g money!!!!" -Mark MacRae
"Gotta love this split. *sigh*" -AtomicKirby64
"just skip to 6:03" -Harley Gerkin
"Hey Bob! What's up?...lol" -Jesse Pipia
As for my own two cents, this lil ditty is the ONLY reason i get excited to go to work and u fuckers wanna kno why? Imma drop a lil math on yall; if this split is ten minutes, there's sixty minutes in one hour, and i work say ten hours on average cuz das just how the Asian man gotta make his dues in this world, then that means i get to listen to this album a total of uh.......... holup..... sixty times!!! Alhamdulillah and blessings upon all living things of the Earth, life is good sometimes folx. Listen for yourselves, live holy and righteous lives, and never, ever stop! No matter what!
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